my dad: greatest dad ever?

yesterday i:
went to the zoo, ate one ton of thai food, got way too drunk at a poetry reading where i was working, went to a party with a friend of mine from school and said i was “angry oregonian” and pretended to shoot a guy dressed up as sponge bob with a fake gun until somebody made me leave.

today i:
felt ill and embarrassed, picked up my dad at the airport, walked all over san francisco, ate two delicious meals, decided i should try to grow up and be as cool as my dad.

tomorrow i will:
write more and hopefully not get fired.