meat scissors

it’s 8 pm. today i made an executive decision about play writing and that was i had to stop STARTING plays and finish one. it’s my first play. it’s going to suck. i just have to do it. so i did. it might even be done. it’s called “meat scissors” and it is pretty bad. but at least it has a great title. it’s about something that happened to me last night. the first act is basically what really happened and the second act is what should have happened and it includes folding chairs to peoples’ heads as well as martial arts. if it makes it broadway, i am going to have jake gyllenhaal play my semi murderous side kick josiah. my character is named desdemona.

OH MY GOD!!!!!

i have to break in here because i just got a call from my friend brian kinkley who, maybe you remember, is at sundance with the documentary hear and now. HIS MOVIE WON THE AUDIENCE AWARD!!!! i don’t know what that means but I LOVE IT!!!! HE IS VICTORIOUS!!! i wish i had a website you could go to to find out more about this fabulous movie but i don’t think there is one. that is HOW hip and underground this movie is. i bet you can’t wait until it comes out and you can tell all your friends, “oh yah i heard about that movie ages ago!”

THIS IS HIM:


I STOLE THIS FROM MYSPACE. IF YOU SEE HIM YOU ARE LUCKY BECAUSE HE’S NOT ONLY A SUPER WINNER, he’s also a nice guy.

anyway, this just throws the lameness of my play into relief. oh well. at least i know brian.

i’m going to go figure out some way to celebrate.

goodnight.

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