while i was sleeping, i decided this version of yesterday’s play was better.

Day 4:March 10, 2007

Stump Speech

(There is a microphone in the middle of the stage. The KID walks on stage with a sign around his neck that says “4PRESIDENT”. The microphone is too tall for him so he has to get on his tip-toes to speak into it.)

KID: Blowjobs don’t count as sex.

(The KID walks offstage.)