while i was sleeping, i decided this version of yesterday’s play was better.
Day 4:March 10, 2007
Stump Speech
(There is a microphone in the middle of the stage. The KID walks on stage with a sign around his neck that says “4PRESIDENT”. The microphone is too tall for him so he has to get on his tip-toes to speak into it.)
KID: Blowjobs don’t count as sex.
(The KID walks offstage.)
