today i didn’t do anything exciting. if you think finishing my edition of my book isn’t exciting! or writing 9 pages of my play! or buying a blue dress! because those are all very exciting things, and i did them.
but i can’t think of anything else to say about that just now. i think i’ll clean my room. i have 38 of the most awesome books ever produced, each one cut and printed and sewn by me. done a month early. do you want to hire me for a job? because i would. i’m really good at stuff.