i think this “play” i’m writing is sucking out my ability to write anything else. and it’s not even that awesome. you can tell: i’ve moved on to quotation marks around the word. so here are some pictures from recent events. this is by no means a complete history. but it’s what i took pictures of:
this is my best friend from my roommate’s party. for awhile i sat in my room drinking whiskey and coke and feeling sorry for myself. then i went out into the kitchen and met this guy. this guy who is drinking tequila out of a beer mug because i dared him to. i would be perfect for your next frat party. anyway, we were basically soul mates even though he is seriously gay. we came up with a whole scenario in which we marry each other for the wedding gifts. i don’t remember his name.