getting angry doesn't solve anything

the internet is where my friends all live. here are some excerpts from recent conversations i have had through the magic of connected computers. don’t worry. i’m not naming names.

me: i think you can go surfing in lake michigan

is that true?

p: yeah, if you like poison

and lake monsters

me: but i have to say i totally love warm weather

you just have to ignore the apocalyptic undertones
k: we’ll go down with a tan
me: i went to the beach yesterday and watched the surfers
k: oh nice one
me: at least we’ll be cute
yah i love surfers
and the beach
it was warm enough to wear shorts and put my feet in the ocean
k: yeah…all about the eye candy…i know what you’re like
me: i felt like i was really in california
oh these surfers were like in their forties
k: ohu003c/div>u003cdiv>u003cspan styleu003d”display:block;float:left;color:#888″> u003c/span>u003cspan styleu003d”display:block;padding-left:6em;text-indent:-1em”>u003cspan>u003cspan styleu003d”font-weight:bold”>meu003c/span>: i just like watching them out in the wateru003c/span>u003c/span>u003c/div>u003cdiv>u003cspan styleu003d”display:block;float:left;color:#888″> u003c/span>u003cspan styleu003d”display:block;padding-left:6em;text-indent:-1em”>u003cspan>u003cspan styleu003d”font-weight:bold”>Ericau003c/span>: old candyu003c/span>u003c/span>u003c/div>u003cdiv>u003cspan styleu003d”display:block;float:left;color:#888″> u003c/span>u003cspan styleu003d”display:block;padding-left:6em;text-indent:-1em”>u003cspan>u003cspan styleu003d”font-weight:bold”>meu003c/span>: though i am usually all about hot young studsu003c/span>u003c/span>u003c/div>u003cdiv>u003cspan styleu003d”display:block;float:left;color:#888″> u003c/span>u003cspan styleu003d”display:block;padding-left:6em”>u003cspan>i
s alex still visting? or is that later?u003c/span>u003c/span>u003c/div>u003cdiv>u003cspan styleu003d”display:block;float:left;color:#888″> u003c/span>u003cspan styleu003d”display:block;padding-left:6em;text-indent:-1em”>u003cspan>u003cspan styleu003d”font-weight:bold”>Ericau003c/span>: exactly my pointu003c/span>u003c/span>u003c/div>u003cdiv>u003cspan styleu003d”display:block;float:left;color:#888″> u003c/span>u003cspan styleu003d”display:block;padding-left:6em;text-indent:-1em”>u003cspan>u003cspan styleu003d”font-weight:bold”>meu003c/span>: (speaking of hot young studs)u003c/span>u003c/span>u003c/div>u003cdiv>u003cspan styleu003d”display:block;float:left;color:#888″>11:53 AM u003c/span>u003cspan styleu003d”display:block;padding-left:6em;text-indent:-1em”>u003cspan>u003cspan styleu003d”font-weight:bold”>Ericau003c/span>: alex is coming next weeku003c/span>u003c/span>u003c/div>u003cdiv>u003cspan styleu003d”display:block;float:left;color:#888″> u003c/span>u003cspan styleu003d”display:block;padding-left:6em”>u003cspan>or week and a halfu003c/span>u003c/span>u003c/div>u003cdiv>u003cspan styleu003d”display:block;float:left;color:#888″> u003c/span>u003cspan styleu003d”display:block;padding-left:6em”>u003cspan>which should be funu003c/span>u003c/span>u003c/div>u003cdiv>u003cspan styleu003d”display:block;float:left;color:#888″> u003c/span>u003cspan styleu003d”display:block;padding-left:6em;text-indent:-1em”>u003cspan>u003cspan styleu003d”font-weight:bold”>meu003c/span>: totallyu003c/span>u003c/span>u003c/div>u003cdiv>u003cspan styleu003d”display:block;float:left;color:#888″>”,1] ); //–>
me: i just like watching them out in the water
k: old candy

me: whatever

here’s a question: why are doctors trying to create a skinny/sex pill when people are still dying of cancer?
how do these people sleep at night? l: why have doctors invested so much in that lamisil toenail cure
when people are dying of aids
s: leopardskin unitards are cooler than leopards. just a thought.

w: oh god the penis fish…please!!!

me: they aren’t even trying anymore.
w: it makes me very sad

r: but yeah, i guess being a nazi was like so forties

me: except for sometimes when a pride of lions attack me i have to kill one to save myself

and i am usually against violence so that is hard
t: i don’t think it counts as “violence” if you gain sexual pleasure from it. some sort of technicality i think.
me: oh. you are right. i think that is part of the constitution.

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