in washington you can buy some pretty sweet fireworks. i know because they are currently exploding on every single side of my house. here is something you can do for democracy, besides the highly effective terrorist-scaring tactic of firework detonation of course: go here and print off copies of the first ever edition of tramp quarterly. then staple them together. then distribute them throughout your town. do it for me; do it for america. you won’t be sorry but the terrorists will.
if you care about america