this is true shit

you probably were wanting to see some photos of my rotting nose:


first of all, it’s hard to take pictures of your own nose, okay? second, i choose to believe it’s healing, and the arnica and aloe i keep slathering on its decomposing carcass are actually helping the process along. tomorrow i am going for a bike ride, but it’s a new kind of bike ride called “full-protection bike ride,” which involves many layers of sunscreen AND fabric and regular stops to reapply nose sunscreen.

i hope you all will still be friends with me if my nose turns black and falls off my face. it would be hard living life with no nose and i’d need all the friends i could get.

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