even bad men love their mommas

this is me in paper scrubs, courtesy of my hero-uncle and his cell phone. as you can see, they are hella hot. “hella” is what they say in california to mean “really”; it’s kind of like how you might use the word “super”:

this is my slowly progressing bruise. expect many more pictures of this bruise before it is gone. my other bruise can’t really be tastefully photographed:

otherwise today i’ve just been watching tv punctuated with action movies. my whole body is sore. i may be od-ing on ibuprofen. and now i must return to the quick and the dead, and maybe i’ll eat some peaches. as you can see, i’m going to survive.