when i was like a junior in college i wrote a story about my friend pete getting eaten by bugs. it’s still maybe my favorite thing i have ever written. and i’m pretty sure it’s going to be in the next issue of nanofiction. you can buy your very own copy if you want! of course i can’t make any promises. it is always possible that they will remove my story at the last minute. i’ll believe they used it when i see it in print. anyway, after this i am shifting my focus to getting more current things published. as if i will ever have anything published ever again. or at least ever again until tramp 2 comes out. or maybe not even then.
oh and also: at barnes and noble today i saw an adult choose-your-own-adventure novel. obviously, i am being plagiarized.