so just to clarify, before the intervention crew from a&e show up at my door: i usually don’t drink ANY alcohol on most days. however, if, like it is the one time a week when i have beer or some wine or something, i usually just tell myself going in that AT THE MOST i can have three. because after three the amount i am drinking usually goes up at less linear rate. i am not drunk three times a day. mom. and anyone else who thought that’s what i meant.
in other news, this is the way i am expressing my feelings about the universe today, through the medium of what i am wearing to graduate school: