robot voices

crazy shit when down today, at least from the chair i’m sitting on. the battle with the internet and truth and the terrorists rages on. maybe i’ll come up with a genius way to write about it. maybe i won’t. one thing i can tell you: my osborn aquatic center sweatpants are the best in the world and i have had more hits on my blog today than i’ve had in months. thank you santa rosa, california, whoever you are. seriously now. consider me in bed.