land of the giant birds

sometimes all i want to do is watch animal planet. right now some sort of psychologist is trying to help people deal with the aftermath of ANIMAL ATTACKS!

watch out for mountain lions my friends. they will eat you. they are hungry.

i keep meaning to say: not all boys are bad. i was being a little extreme the other night. sometimes i get extreme. but i know a ton of boys who are perfect in every way and who i love to be around. you know where boys suck? san francisco. i think that could be coloring my current viewpoint. you know what i can’t do while i am watching animal planet? write.