when i was like a junior in college i wrote a story about my friend pete getting eaten by bugs. it's still maybe my favorite thing i have ever written. and i'm pretty sure it's going to be in the next issue of nanofiction. you can buy your very own copy if you want! of … Continue reading bug attack!
[my boss bought me these sweet flowers on my last day of work.]i'm in port angeles now. you might have heard of it because it is the most happening place in the universe. there is apparently an epidemic of terrible bangs and friendliness here. for example this guy at the coffee shop i'm currently sitting … Continue reading highlights show
[i like this picture. these are some of my relatives. but it has nothing to do with anything else.]i just wrote this long entry about the time steve asked me to prom on may day y2k. it was so stupid i almost puked all over my keyboard while writing it. luckily pete called me just … Continue reading this song IS about you
in direct response to yesterday's discussion of fictional characters, i hung out with a real live person tonight and reminded myself of the benefits of actual human interaction. i really like people i know. even this guy, who i know from portland where he dated another friend of mine and so consequentially is sort of … Continue reading a major player in the cowboy scene
this is pete modeling a new meathead design in super psychedelic mode. what i'm saying is THIS SHIRT IS BETTER THAN DRUGS. do you want one? of course you do!important note: someone in tehran read my blog today or yesterday. if i end up in gitmo, please tell my family i love them.