we're having a heat wave and i have been trying to catch-up on my sleep. it's part of the healthy living plan i occasionally remember. it involves yoga--which i don't have a problem remembering, less computer staring--which i do have a problem remembering, cooking at home, eating breakfast, not drinking very much alcohol, drinking a … Continue reading zzzzzz
this is the new bike i got from the lady i work with. i am calling it the creamsicle because it is orange and my other bikes, which are white, are ghost rider 1 and ghost rider 2. ghost rider 2 is missing a cotter pin that was removed by someone who promised they would … Continue reading hands up
there are some definite benefits to having my bff since fourth grade living with me. see above cake. why did we make this cake? was one of our, you know, GIRLFRIENDS, getting married so we were throwing a hilarious tongue-in-cheek bacholerette party? absolutely not. that hasn't happened in years. i said, "do you want to … Continue reading where the grown-ups go to get grown-up
today when i was walking down the back stairs with my laundry basket in my grandpa's old zip-up boots that are 5 sizes to big, i fell.those boots are really a liability but they are so comfortable and so cute.don't worry, i'm okay. i just wanted to start off that way so you would feel … Continue reading eat your dinner goddamit
my roommate just decided to mop the kitchen floor. at 6:32 pm. approximately 2 minutes before i decided i had reached a critical point in being hungry and i should immediately cook some spaghetti. it is so so nice of her to clean the kitchen. so nice. but at dinner time? on the night i … Continue reading a series of blurs
yesterday when i was griping about how tough my tough tough life is, i mentioned the one good thing: cutting paper while listening to old episodes of this american life. just now i finished listening to one episode about a kid whose dad is a governor in afghanistan. it is basically a radio journal of … Continue reading paper/the wars
tonight i got a last-minute invitation to go see a comedy benefit for 826 valencia. my roommate's friend who works for youtube had an extra ticket and she couldn't go so she had him take me instead. my roommates. such nice people. anyway, the whole thing was hilarious. i wore make-up. patton oswald was there … Continue reading funny
