(this picture is fully stolen from facebook. it is from the night the break-up dress went dancing. that beautiful girl … More
Tag: the law
i'm ready for my close-up today
in case you didn’t know, jury selection is basically like an uncut episode of singled out with the defense attorney … More
civic duty
[before beginning] so i am sitting in the fancy juror assembly room in the civil court of san francisco. so … More
gang land
as a side note to my creepy walk through home last night: i was woken up at about 2:30 am … More
enforcer
today i rode in 3 separate law enforcement vehicles, with 3 different law enforcer guys and 3 completely distinct shot … More
space camp
okay first of all: i just notice that awhile ago i blamed my lack of a boyfriend on 9/11, but … More
junior ranger
everyday i drive around the lake. i’ve said that before. and every day 1 or 15 complete jerks get right … More
the day of dirty foreheads
[i’m bringing back my favorite tshirt from high school. even though it is too fragile to wash and it smells … More
genius
so i buy the office on itunes. i go all out; i buy the whole season. but oh no, it’s … More
in which the federales finally get their man
so i have to write a 10 minute play by wednesday and i got out of my book arts class … More