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COULD YOUR BOTTOM HALF BE ANYMORE FEMALE? Good god. In the last maybe three years I’ve had this very strange and obvious-sounding realization: men and women have some very fundamental differences. It may seem crazy to be coming to this in your late 20’s, early 30’s but hear me out: I’ve…


Want a copy of the newest, coolest zine in the world, from The Gorilla Press? Now you don’t even have to talk to me about it all! You can buy it online! Get one for every member of your family!

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13 years ago I was asleep in my bed, in the bedroom I’d slept in since I was eight years old. In a little less than three weeks, on my 19th birthday, I would be leaving home, officially and forever, for college, but my school started late so I was…


Guys. The Gorilla Press put out a zine of some of my NEW STORIES. This is spectacular for a lot of reasons but mainly NEW STORIES. I WROTE STORIES AND THEY ARE NEW. Writing not for the internet is one of my favorite things–so is writing for the internet, just to be clear, but they […]

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These legs belong to my brother but they are an accurate approximation of what my legs would look like in their natural state. When I was a kid, one of the things I thought was coolest about myself was the quarter part of my ancestry that was Jewish. I read ALL…


I got a Facebook message this morning from someone I haven’t spoken to in at least six or seven years, that suggested I should be ashamed of myself for something he thought I’d implied, maybe in something I wrote years ago, I’m not 100% sure exactly but I can make some guesses. It’s a strange […]


Holy shit it’s June. The middle of June. What the hell have I been up to? That, my friends, is a good question. It’s almost my bed time and my hair is wet (unrelated) but here’s a short highlight reel: 1. I got a JOB. Doing social media for POWELL’S. I know, it’s amazing and […]


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