Hey friends, welcome to the future! You can tell it’s the future because I am writing for The Oregonian now! … More
Tag: dreams
christmas in the trenches
in my continued personal performance art project called “lizzy’s lonely holiday traditions” i got out the pink fake christmas tree … More
mary sunshine
i just woke-up and i wanted to tell someone about this amazing dream i just had. basically, i was getting … More
differently abled
holy shit. i feel like i might explode me-pieces all over the living room. my first week of my new … More
saturn return
as you can see, i received the wall decals in the mail. i am still on the fence about what … More
put your red shoes on
friday night pete got free theater tickets on craigs list. he is all about free stuff on craigs list and … More
qu'est ce que tu vas faire quand tu seras grande?
the thing about only having to go to school 3 days a week is: it is awesome. it gives me … More
mind babies
last night i had a dream that i had a baby. i’ve been having dreams about having babies since i … More