I’m Writing for The Oregonian Now!!

Hey friends, welcome to the future! You can tell it’s the future because I am writing for The Oregonian now! … More

christmas in the trenches

in my continued personal performance art project called “lizzy’s lonely holiday traditions” i got out the pink fake christmas tree … More

i just woke-up and i wanted to tell someone about this amazing dream i just had. basically, i was getting … More

holy shit. i feel like i might explode me-pieces all over the living room. my first week of my new … More

as you can see, i received the wall decals in the mail. i am still on the fence about what … More

friday night pete got free theater tickets on craigs list. he is all about free stuff on craigs list and … More

the thing about only having to go to school 3 days a week is: it is awesome. it gives me … More

last night i had a dream that i had a baby. i’ve been having dreams about having babies since i … More