i'm not going to lie. yesterday i went deep into an intervention hole. in some ways you would think watching a reality show about people addicted to all kinds of shit and destroying their lives would make my own life seem pretty tip top. except when my roommate comes by and smiles and i am … Continue reading night on the sun
so many things happened today and also so few things. i'm basically a philosopher, deal with it. it is monday, so starting at the end, jade and i went over to chrissy's house to watch the sad sad tragedy of america played out on the bachelorette. there are a lot of cliff hangers just hanging … Continue reading blender life
i'm eating a burrito left over from last night and it is my lunch break. you know how totally amazing it is that i get to come home for lunch every single day?! so so amazing. apparently my mom and dad watched the bachelorette last night at my grandma's and were so appalled they are … Continue reading rate yourself
last night i watched the bachelorette with marisa and chrissy and got some cool fashionable marisa clothes and an old yellow banana clip. so this morning i looked up how to wear a banana clip on the internet and did some weird mohawk up-do and put make-up on, after washing my face. so see? i'm … Continue reading pimp ship
some days i feel like i am completely losing my mind. like, not going crazy crazy, just losing my ability to remember things. i will do a little freak out, thinking, wow my mind is totally blank and useless right now, quick name some cities in germany! and then sometimes i think and think and … Continue reading is my brain broken?
pete and i just finally finished watch this week's bachelor. every week he says he's over it but he keeps on coming back.that show is what's wrong with america, in so many ways. but it's sort of like, what isn't? all i do now is watch train wrecks in progress. it's 2010 and the world … Continue reading spoiler alert
i'm tired. maybe i should go to sleep but i want to watch some simple, entertaining tv program that i haven't seen yet. like an EPISODE. i don't want to have to get involved with a new show. i want to watch community or parks and recreation or modern family or 30 rock. i could … Continue reading the slime